24 April, 2009

Rock

Rock

An extinct musical genre. See



Rock 'n Roll Records (Aint Sellin' This Year)

Kayak

Kayak

A watercraft that was originally developed by the Inuit. Also the best way to commute to work.

Process

Process

Commonly used as a fig leaf to describe the failure of a major corporate or organizational initiative. Usually used as "But we followed the established process". Used also to minimize the risk of layoff or firing of a well deserving person.

Collective IQ Moment

Collective IQ Moment

Collective IQ Moments are know to occur when a person, usually a coworker, makes a statement of such breathtaking stupidity or inanity that the only response is: "Did the collective IQ in the room just suddenly drop?". Such moment usually occur in meetings, company gatherings or cubicle chit chat.

18 January, 2009

Collective IQ Moment

Collective IQ Moment

Collective IQ Moments are know to occur when a person, usually a coworker, makes a statement of such breathtaking stupidity or inanity that the only response is: "Did the collective IQ in the room just suddenly drop?". Such moment usually occur in meetings, company gatherings or cubicle chit chat.

Bluetooth

Bluetooth

A wireless technology that is commonly used for 'hands free' calling on your mobile phone. This allow very important people to make very important calls (usually about some intimate matter in public) while shopping, making love or using the loo.

Speakerphone

Speakerphone

A work productivity tool that allows you to share your most intimate life details with your surrounding coworkers, guaranteeing that they will be annoyed and entertained at the same time.

From St. Ritchie

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